We'll be accepting bitcoin at all businesses on the ship.

Please do not forget the hookers, it's always been a huge part of business.
The rest we can grow on board.

Oi. Most times trading the cow for magic beans does not work well.....

Can’t... resist...

– Boyfriend doesn't have enough money, so he trades GF for 1 BTC.

Clearly sometimes, it works well. Reminds me of margin trading.

Can I borrow your girlfriend on margin to short her?

Mmmm, 100x leverage.

Do I retain custody of the magic beans?

Only if I - physically - do the escrow. Grin

... this is a better idea than sea-steading, or better version of it rather.

I might just argue against that. You can't travel in international waters for ever, and a Panama flag doesn't guarantee shit.

Why can't we grow hookers? Next level... Grin