I'd be happy to be your personal troll. You may pay me in DRK.

No, I said healthy shit, not healthy coins!
That is not 100% troll proof, but it is 100% proof you're not up to speed on DRK, suggesting trollness.
Jesus, get a room.

Blasphemy! Evan is the crypto-Jesus. See previous post on intelligent design.
Imagine if God copypastaed the world, oh, wait, people are all pretty much the same... Maybe WE ARE ALL SHITCOINS made by a copypasta god? Are we being pumped and dumped on an astral plane of shitcoin crypt exchanges? OH NOES, my reality, it are divided by zero! How do I panic-sell myself to a greek god that may or may not exist?
copypasta god.. pasta.. god.. pastafarianism.. Flying spaghetti monster.. coin! That's what we could all do for the next 3 weeks! Release a flying spaghetti monster coin!
Pastafarian... I'm going to buy my own personal island in the Caribbean where I will toke using the skin of the stupid as papers. Dreads look kinda like spaghetti, right? But white guys with dreads are douchey...
@bystanders: If you want a useful DRK thread, go to darkcointalk.org. This one was overthrown a long time ago. It's just us trolls and trollhunters now... The dev shows up to post a link to a real thread every hundred pages or so... That's about it. Quit complaining. You knew what you were going to find on bitcoin
talktrollscreed.org... This whole forum is a waste of bandwidth and an insult to the Internet.
easy there guy, i have been growing my dreads since 1992. deadhead chicks love dreads. so much so that you anint getting any pussy at all from the true heads with that beaver cleaver haircut lol!