Quote from: hexafraction on December 11, 2014, 09:51:04 PM

Want to show us a portfolio? Or are you a giddy CS student that got a 100% on a quiz on basic for-loops, drunk, high, or an 11-year-old?

I don't need a portfolio. No I'm not a giddy CS student.
In terms of age, I'm almost 30.
I just have a very big ego because I know a lot of languages, libraries and frameworks, and I know programming very well
(I am the best programmer in the universe after all...)
PM me for details if you have an offer.

Quote from: TheBanksLife on December 11, 2014, 09:55:03 PM

So just to clarify you are the best programmer in the universe?

Just to be clear, I'm the best programmer in the universe.

Quote from: LaudaM on December 11, 2014, 10:11:20 PM

So just to clarify, you're a nobody.
If you've learned a language or two, that doesn't mean anything.
If a monkey can learn 1000 signs, you can learn 1000 functions. Wink

You're hating because you're not the best programmer in the universe ?
It's ok... you can hate.