I am going to quit posting on BCT forever if it keeps going up like this... FOREVER.

The chances I am here for 1,000,000USD BTC is vanishingly close to nil.

VANISHINGLY!

I came to respond to...  oh well... too late.  https://www.talkimg.com/images/2024/09/10/BsGea.png

I would have something interesting to say about your disappearance and reappearance if it were not for the fact that I can surmise, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you have imitated me and stolen my idea.  Even though you have done a poor job of it.  It is but a shadow in comparison to the sun itself (I am the sun, and you are the shadow, in case you were not able to understand that metaphor (considering the amount of neanderthal DNA I am sure you harbor.).).

But, I digress, and shall elucidate now instead: I left this forum permanently with a promise never to return.  Indeed, more times than someone with your inferior intellect could even begin to approach.

I do not know why you have even chosen to challenge someone as obviously superior to you as I am.  Superior to everyone, yes... but you?  You are a but the dandruff of an ant.  And your continuing to be here is a net-negative multiplied by an irrational number.

It is obvious to anyone here that you are ashamed of mishandling your bitcoin stack.  You make fun of those who obviously did not make your mistake, and deride them mercilessly.  You are like someone who enters a big-dick contest with a dildo in his pants.  And yes, my dick is as much bigger than yours as you brain is smaller than mine.

But enough about you, you ridiculous ant-flake.

I am here, instead, to speak of my latest postulation.  My unifying theory, if you will.  One that even explains why my predictions concerning the future of bitcoin, although technically correct of course, did not come to pass.

It is so obvious to those as gifted as I am, and perhaps only us... And by us I am sure the total number is somewhat less than ... well I will express it here with code, I am sure most of you cannot understand:


I know... none of you are able to understand, I said above.  That said, I am surprised I was not able to see it earlier!  I am sure I was distracted by some delightful Phillipino beauty (something else Cryptofaker could never know anything about).

And here is my magnificent thesis summed up in the fewest possible words (something neither cryptodildo NOR JayJuanGee seem capable of!):

Martin Armstrong, is... actually... Brian Armstrong's FATHER!!!!

Allow me to, as the first aspect of proof, present you with this image:

https://i.imgur.com/KzLwYcW.png

Notice, if you will.  They are both bald as fuck. And they are also both SMUG as fuck.

Allow me to compare the following search engine results:

Martin Armstrong "most famous  quotes":
https://www.poetrysoup.com/quotes/martin_armstrong
https://i.imgur.com/i4IPXIN.png

Brian Armstrong "most famous quotes
https://www.poetrysoup.com/quotes/brian_armstrong
https://i.imgur.com/GhWbJ10.png

See!  Elucidation!

They are exactly the same.

And Cryotosmalldick (or whatever Greek philosopher he has recently googled) is ...

Well... is NOTHING.

Not even as much as this parody account.

Mudd

http://i.imgur.com/PzeFHdr.jpg

You are a beta male and incapable of understanding such filigreed subtlety.

Begone.

Someone has sent iamnotback to gang up on my superior comedy.  I could send links and links of superior comedy to prove it, and I just may.

Everything I post says something about me.  Not sure what you think I said there though.

But you never seen not even not until you've seen my version of not even not.  And I fully understand the not even wrong theorum.

But I don't have not too much work to not do right now to never not argue with you right now or not.

This will be my last ever post.

Having just posted upthread I fell I must expand to clarify, I do not think Spoetnik is anything like the Squirrel galagos (Sciurocheirus) whose prehensile hands ( in both fore AND hind paws) give it the neural sophistication that is way beyond Spoetnics capacity.

He would be more the inferior melanistic eastern grey squirrel.

Common, and wholly idiotic almost as fully as you Mus Musculus fools.

All of you (except possibly Spoetnik) are certified idiots.

None of you can understand how I, as the inventor of the "Video Microwave" in 1989, have a wholly superior knowledge of quantum mechanics and the use of the cavity magnetron for manipulating EITHER NTSC or PAL broadcast signals.  It was therefore superior to the fundamentally inferior "Video Toaster" which ran on that damned Jay Miner's Amiga.

Jay sent god dammed Tim Jennison in to taunt me with more lies, and though my technology was superior their lies were able to influence the world of video production for years to come.

But w.r.t. to this current topic of mockery I simply do not have the time to explain how stuipid you all are and you would not be able to understand it anyway.

I am an inventor while you are all mice.

Or possibly a squirrel in the case of Spoetnik.

Ha.  Like you know the first thing about "taking your leave".

I have been leaving forums since before you were playing Civilization II.

In fact I developed an algorithm specifically for scrambling forum passwords to facilitate leave taking.   Even these new 5 atom quantum computers will never be able to scale to the point they could unscramble my QC resistant encrypted passwords.

To keep this post on topic I would just mention that we should see a bit of a monero rally within the next 5 days or so.  If it can lift to the 35-36 range over the weekend I would put a little money on it.

Now that I have come to enlighten the unenlightenable once again, allow me to take MY leave.  Never to return.  It is almost time for Rosario to bring me my lunch.  If she catches me with this internet enabled cell phone they will change my meds once again, and currently I am feeling quite stable aside from the constant pain.

You are not even capable of kidding within 4.2 magnitudes of my ability to kid, josh, or trick.  In fact years ago I was able to create a nearly foolproof comedy algorithm, the early versions of which were actually stolen by the producers of Candid Camera in the 80s.  But they did not understand how to use it, and admittedly it was not quite perfected at the time.  Dom DeLuise's career was never the same after he tinkered with my unfinished opus.

But that is a story for another time when I am not as busy as I am now.

I am currently working on experiments of forced genetic recombination of the Ebola virus.  But I am less versed in RNA than I am in DNA therefore I need to take the time to study before trying any new combinations.

I hope to save Dallas from the wrath of God if I am able in time.

I would prefer not to be interrupted again.

     ~AnOY~

I, sir, am one who is not slow to admit his failures which have a frequency with such a broad bandwidth that they approach vanishing but do not quite arrive as you have proven with your astute correction of my misuse of a particular word.

My failure here cannot be quantified by the typical exponential distribution as http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/1/f/c/1fc3278e5e69647a0918da52a44016d1.png and must be considered more along the lines of the decreasing rate where λ(t) is a decreasing function.

This reminds me of some of the disagreements I found in myself when reading the writings of Pythagoras.  He had a tendency to think of errors in the sense of absolute and relative functions, and yet I feel he could have done much more if he had gone on to combine these concepts as I have.

I consider all of my errors therefore to be "resolute".  Including the one you elucidated.

You would do well to imitate me, were you capable of such magnificence.

You are not.

I cannot stand by and allow for you to insinuate this sub standard troll is within farting distance of my abilities and accomplishments as a troll on this and for that matter any forum.  But, of course, you are a mental eunuch and as far as intelligence goes are more closely related to the cantaloupe than to the likes of me, which, by the way, there are basically none (I am speaking directly upsentence referring to the "likes of me") .

Several people, if we must call them that, have suggested that this new troll moneroman88 is actually Risto Pietila posting using pseudonymous cover to promote his new favorite coin Monero, which frankly has no chance of survival (but that is another 3 or 4 dozen posts complete with bulleted lists and hundreds of circular hypertext references which ultimately end in me leaving the forum forever (however I may return as a novel pseudonym (though I may indeed post as more than one pseudonomously (yet I will still refer to myself often as my actual name "Sheldon Brandon Moost IV" (this being (referring to the name directly up-parenthisis) already known to the NSA and it's Chinese counterpart (which I shall not name at this time)))))) as it will fall under the weight of it's own bad design in a matter of 9 to 11.5 months.

Dear me.  I seem to have become extremely hyper parenthetical.

But to the point for which I have sneaked away from my keepers to post on this forum again:

It would be an idiot of the most orthogonal completeness who would not see that Risto has certain conventions, styles and even limitations in his English (which he has an excellent command of (damn if I am not becoming re-parenthetical as I did immediately up-post)) which this troll does not display.  In fact from his dialect I am able to determine his origins within a very small set of possibilities including central North Carolina (including the research triangle (if you will permit my reuse of parenthesis)) and California north of San Diego and south of San Francisco.

This is, as even people as beta-male as you know, a far cry from the Scandinavian roots from which reptillionelliditus (as I like to call him) hails.

I would like to spend time bringing unto you the elucidation you are probably incapable of in regards to my "typed dialect detection algorithms" but I do not have time to reveal this to you now.  Perhaps later I will take the time to strive to enlighten your terrible darkness, but not now.

In fact, my handlers are coming to take me back to my chambers now, and I am sorry to say I am unlikely ever to return to this forum.

Of course you do not get it.  Only inferior minds resort to blatant ad hominem.  And a see you have added the incorrect qualifier "somewhat" to the word hilarious.  And I see no reason for this short shrifting and understatement.

In the early 90s I developed a comedy algorithm  and had extensive conversations with notable comedians about it's use and sought their help to tune it as far as I could before more important projects eventually had to take center stage, if you will forgive the pun.

I must stop to point out that puns, as a form of humor, are almost always the playground of the overtly and astutely intelligent, so I do not expect you to actually see the humor in that flawless comedy execution immediately uppost.  Appropriately this is reminiscent of a conversation I had with Pauly Shore concerning my own development of the comedy algorithm.


As I predicted his relevance faded markedly after his Chuck Betts role in "The Curse of Inferno". I must now point out this was, exactly as I predicted, in 1997.

But I do not currently have time to talk to you about this as I have important tweaks to make to my bullet point list theorum.  This will be my last post for the foreseeable future.

In fact everything is destined to collapse at or before the total heat death of the universe which I have been warning for a long time is coming sooner rather than later, but no one is intelligent enough to pay attention to me, or even understand me.

Only the NSA holds the keys to keeping the universe warm past the heat death threshold since they have been collecting dark matter in a vault in New Mexico since the turn of the last century.

But more important than this is the amount of brown matter¹ they are also collecting.  Noone but me is really aware or thinking about the implications of a huge collection of brown matter in the deserts of New Mexico, and also in Chinese Siberia.  Some has said there are even rivers of brown matter flowing under some of the biggest cities in the world.  I tend to believe them.

http://img.bhs4.com/02/4/0240400ff1a738da82d5d5ce34a36bb4e1be4409_large.jpg

But what is really important is what William Thomson, first baron Kelvin said about the first two laws of thermodynamic and their application in regards to brown energy, and brown matter in general.  But most of his papers were lost by his maid who was not aware she was throwing away the very hope of the universe.

I am reminded of a maid I used to employ when I was designing a replacement for the Eiffel tower which would be standing today were it not for smaller minds.  They always prevail out of numerilogical superiority.

I am done trying to fix all of mankind's problems for today though, and must rest so I can do the research needed to point out the many flaws of others.  It is a difficult burden.

1.  http://www.sunset.com/garden/earth-friendly/secrets-perfect-compost

You are most likely incapable of understanding exactly how too late it is at this time, but it is too early to say for sure how late it actually is lately, and when the time comes you will be surprised at how early some of us (me in particular) were able to determine how late it actually is.  Lately I have been giving this topic some thought, especially early in the morning when I awake, which in your part of the world would be very late at night, but I actually experience day earlier than you ever could because of the rotational bias of the spherical solar satellite on which we reside being more attuned to my early waking than yours.  It is simply too late for you.

But I am done trying to elucidate the likes of you, and will leave now, never to return to this thread.