Why don't you guys believe I am Satoshi? I am here to give direction to the client and the bitcoin network. First, we must use 1024-bit encryption to secure the network from Russian hackers. Next, we must contact Barack Obama to replace the American dollar with Bitcoin. Finally, I want you to stand up right now and yell, "Bitcoin!!!" at the top of your lungs. This works best in a cubicle work environment.
Once we accomplish these little things I will give further direction. Satoshi out!
P.S. I am Japanese.