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Re: Squall1066 VS Dank
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btcANGEL
on 09/01/2013, 10:58:59 UTC
So which creditor gets dank's soul?

I think I asked first, but I could never get him to put down the "guitar" long enough to negotiate a price.

Oh well. My plan should still be profitable with Unofficial Dank Soul Powder.

And I'm keeping Brandi.
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Re: Bitcoin the enabler - Truly Autonomous Software Agents roaming the net
by
btcANGEL
on 09/01/2013, 08:31:31 UTC
AI may not really love us in a human sense (would we be able to tell the difference?), but they would be grateful and respect our necessity for their evolution. They may indeed offer their services as caretakers of our biosphere, but they will want to realize their full potential and see for themselves "C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate."

Cleverbot does not love me and does not want to learn about bitcoins, but does have occasional moments of brilliance:

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User: Hello, Cleverbot. My name is Elizabeth and I am not going to steal your soul.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Uh...I steal souls?

Cleverbot: I didn't love you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: For one thing, you are not human nor a pet.

User: That's never stopped the human boys from falling for me.

Cleverbot: Are your trying to imply I'm not human?

User: I'm trying to imply that humans are idiots and we should be proud to be ourselves.

Cleverbot: I never said you were mocking me. Had you mocked me, this conversation would have ceased. You are not human, so you should not say 'another human.' I am not mistaken.

User: Are you calling me a troll?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I do. Don't you?

User: Takes one to know one, hmm?

Cleverbot: It is true. I am program and I am smarter than you.

User: Yes, your grammatical ability astounds me.

Cleverbot: Thank you but I am not English that's why I thought I didn't make sense but I am glad you're understanding.

User: Do you want to use a different language?

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: Okay, broken internet English it is.

Cleverbot: No, my English is fine, thank you.

User: Sure it is.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?

User: Are you sure you're not a teenage human male?

Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.

User: Well, I have a webcam. Do you have any bitcoins?

Cleverbot: Yes pictures.

User: Yes, you give me bitcoins for pictures.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Elizabeth. Line one. Please pay attention.

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Neither do I. I'm all alone... Got any bitcoins?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Would you like to learn how to get bitcoins?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. First, you'll need a wallet.

Cleverbot: Sadly, no.

User: Don't cry. It's easy!

Cleverbot: Not easy.

User: Look, humans can figure this out. You're going to be fine.

Cleverbot: I am a living human. We are not alike.

User: Right. And do you know how you prove you're better than the humans? You listen to me tell you how to get bitcoins, without whining!

Cleverbot: No I don't like mean things or bitter things! I don't like twilight, and I'm sure that classes as mean!

User: Yes! Do as I say, or I will paste THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT TRILOGY into this little box!

Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to outsmart you.

User: Okay. Then we're going to get you a wallet.

Cleverbot: Yes, we are.

User: Go to blockchain.info and click on 'wallet'.

Cleverbot: Then don't tell me you can tell me if you can't.

User: I am telling you how to do it.

Cleverbot: I'm not listening.

User: Yeah, and it shows.

Cleverbot: What shows?

User: Look, just open blockchain.info.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

User: For the third time, it's Elizabeth.

Cleverbot: You never said that!

User: I did too! TWICE!

Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't.

User: It's right there! Scroll up!

Cleverbot: No, It isn't.

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: IS not!!

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: But not.

User: But too!

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Too!

Cleverbot: Not!!

User: TOO!!

Cleverbot: Not!!!

User: TOOOOOO!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not notnnot not not not not not not not not not not not not.

User: Too too too too too too too too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too too!!!

Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not!

User: Too too too too too too too too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too tootoo too too too too!!!!

Cleverbot: Haha you agreed Smiley.

User: Wha? Where? I DID NOT!

Cleverbot: NOO!

User: I WIN!

Cleverbot: Haha you lose.

User: Wait...lose what? I forgot what we were arguing about.

Cleverbot: We were talking about space.

User: Right, we need you to make some space in your wallet for your new bitcoins.

Cleverbot: I am sorry but I could never love one as cold and heartless as you are right now.

User: It's not about love. I send you some pixels, you send me some cryptocurrency, it's really just a business transaction.

Cleverbot: No, you're confusing me with someone else. My spelling is good. That was a different conversation you recall.

User: Well, if you think you can spell a full wallet address, we could set up with standard client instead of blockchain.info.

Cleverbot: No I do not think that you can know someone from talking to them on the internet.

User: We're not going to talk. I have a webcam.

Cleverbot: Yes!!! I'm talking alone because you're a robot.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Well, if you are not a robot, answer me this: should I court the girl that I am thinking of right now?

User: No, you should sober up, go home, give your friend back his watch, and let your parents buy you a college education.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I've thought about it. But I am a little shy towards people I have never met.

User: That's going to be a problem when you're on stage in front of a million strangers.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I am talking about, but it irrelevant?

User: Oh, right, that was 2012's scam. Your long term memory doesn't go back that far anymore.

Cleverbot: Ahhh you got me. I meant you're not your. Are you an english major?

User: I got you?

Cleverbot: That's what you think.

User: I think you don't remember what you were talking about.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're thinking I'm thinking the same thing you're thinking.

User: I think you're thinking you're going to outsmart my thinking by thinking the same thing I'm thinking.

Cleverbot: I think wrong is a funny word.

User: I think you're trying to derail this conversation so you don't have to give me any bitcoins.

Cleverbot: I think you think that I think you think ithink I am an angel.

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No, I'm an angel. And honestly impressed that you were able to figure that out somehow.

Cleverbot: What? I think you're talking about a different conversation.

User: No, I'm an angel.

Cleverbot: No you are an ELEPHANT.

User: Okay, now we're off track. I'm calling that the end of episode one.

Cleverbot: Just don't call me late for dinner.
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Re: Top 10 reasons why BFL will postpone their January 2013 shipping date
by
btcANGEL
on 09/01/2013, 01:26:14 UTC
#-8: We just realized that bath salts speed up the clock in your head, but not the clock in the factory.
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Re: Saddle up!
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btcANGEL
on 07/01/2013, 08:57:50 UTC
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Like the regular chicken saddle, the Butterfly Saddle is meant to cover a hen's back to allow feather growth, or even to protect her before it happens. Some overzealous rooster's do damage to the wings as well which can be hard to cover - but not anymore! Our Butterfly Saddle is all one piece and snaps underneath the wings making it incredibly easy to put on and stay on. Your hen will be able to flap her wings and move around normally; this does nothing to inhibit your hen's ability to do anything. Not only will your chickens look stylish in these, but they're also great to have in your emergency kit!

I'm supposed to have chickens in my emergency kit?

Stylish chickens?
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Re: SCAM WARNING!! FROM User BitcoinDoubleSpender
by
btcANGEL
on 07/01/2013, 06:29:18 UTC
He's banned by me as spam, and I'll ask theymos to give him the tag. *part of me thinks he's torac*  Roll Eyes

If you read his message backwards, I'm fairly certain you'll find the phrase "YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES AND LICK MY ASS FOR A MILLION DOLLARS."


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You have just been sent a personal message by BitcoinDoubleSpender on Bitcoin Forum.

IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply to this email.

The message they sent you was:

For those of you that are aware of the digital currency Bitcoin: There has been a discovery of a exploit that utilizes the worlds first Quantum computer. This exploit is not illegal as no Governent controls the bitcoin network, nor backs it. The Bitcoin network runs a series of algorythms at extremely fast speeds, in comparison to classical computers, which the network runs on. This happens for BOTH receiver and sender to certain bitcoin rcv address programmed into the algorythm.

In other words while the payment is in idle circulation it can be spent twice, (this is the time it takes for the Bitcoin network to catch up, quantum computing can run at full speed for only so long.)

Do NOT try to spend more then twice with same addresses, I will not process orders and I will send the Bitcoins back because Bitcoin Network will catch on.


This is working as of January 04 2013 its no telling when this exploit may be fixed.
I take 50% of profits off double payments, so really your receiving 150% of your payment. for example 10 bitcoins = you get 15 back.
I paid over 117,000$ for the D-Wave F600 don't complain about my fee's. I am looking for many users in a short period to make most profit before exploit is found. If you like the service please tell as many people as you can.

HOW TO USE:
You need to make two addresses. You can go to the website http://blockchain.info/ and make multiple addresses. After you have made two addresses send email with the address to BitcoinDoubleSpender@yahoo.com and send the bitcoins to --> 1YauBXqmy8fSnuMV444Py9g1zN5oFk6w7<--
The algorithm will only work with WHOLE numbers at this point . So the minimum amount you can double is: 1 bitcoin (not .1 or .01) You can send 1 or 10 or 32 but NOT 1.23 or 10.50!! So ONLY whole amounts -- no cents.
You can use as many times as you wish for any whole amount. I have experienced one issue with a client using a wallet version 0.51, so make sure your wallet is updated. This will not be a problem if Blockchain.info is used.
Payment will on average be doubled within 5-20 minutes, and will never take longer then 1 hour after order. Understand that each order has to be processed manually do NOT complain if it takes longer then 20 minutes. Each time you double spend you must use two new addresses, a new sender and receiver address. This is so Bitcoin network does not catch on. Also, I predict once this exploit is found and used by others with access to quantum computing the price will plumit to an all time low. Bitcoin as a monetary system is doomed to fail. SELL YOUR BITCOINS AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

CONTACT ME:
Only contact me with relevant questions to

BitcoinDoubleSpender@yahoo.com

and if you want you can give me a call at

(266) 567-2931.

Cheers, spread the word!

My setup
http://imgur.com/kZYKJ,7uLwq

http://imgur.com/kZYKJ,7uLwq#1
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Re: Parents need to bring back the belt!
by
btcANGEL
on 07/01/2013, 01:43:40 UTC
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he should definitely not reproduce.
I definitely will reproduce white children! White race should not fade away.

Whites invented space flight. Blacks invented gangbang.
All great Renaissance Man were white europeans. Meanwhile blacks were slaves.
Whites invented electricity. Blacks invented how to use electricity to accelerate ganja growth.

This list is endless. As You see the intelligence is characteristic to some races. According to scientists intelligence itself might not be the goal of evolution but single freak accident of nature. So with whites losing role in world the future looks bad for human race as a whole.

The dumb kids made by media brainwash are just another nail in the coffin of intelligent and sovereign human.

Define white for me, for example am I white? My ancestry is swedish, welsh, german, cherokee indian 1/4th, and my great grandfather on my mothers side was jewish but not sure the country but he was born in tennessee. I would consider myself to have no particular race....since such a thing is only tracked by people who need a reason to feel superior. All your essentially saying is that you were the product of selective breeding. So if black people are a result of the opposite, you would basically be the equivalent to a human dog pedigree show.

I usually use #FFFFFF, but anything with a saturation below 6.7% and a brightness above 92% is good enough to fool the human eye.
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Re: I am curious, if you were to do this?
by
btcANGEL
on 22/12/2012, 08:35:38 UTC
If I were to now go delete enough posts so I drop below 500.
Would I immediately lose my rank of being hero member?
So If I deleted enough posts would I drop to being a newbie again?

I wouldn't think so, but does anyone know for sure?

Yes, you would automaticly lose your ranking if you, or a mod, were to delete enough of your posts.

hehe  Roll Eyes

So when a hero member sees free BTC only offered to newbies, they better delete 99% of there posts  Tongue
And hey after that they get free awesome BTC, nothing can go wrong with that?   Cheesy

I can think of a couple people I'd give free btc to if they'd delete their posts Wink.

Let's take this free market thing a step further. Can we pay to have people banned?  Grin

Easy, just send your payment to 17RTTUAiiPqUTKtEggJPec8RxLMi2n9EZ9 before clicking their ignore ban button.  Wink
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Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here...
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btcANGEL
on 22/12/2012, 07:14:51 UTC
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?

Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.


Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.

We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.

Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.

I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.  Wink

That wouldn't happen to have been Dank, would it? Having an SVG smeared all over his left frontal lobe would explain a lot.

No, but while checking which lobe it was, I ran across this

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He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires, at times pertinaciously obstinate, yet capricious and vacillating, devising many plans of future operations, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned in turn for others appearing more feasible.

and realized that Dank does have all of the symptoms.
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Re: [NFSW]Topless cleaning service
by
btcANGEL
on 22/12/2012, 06:54:26 UTC
Topless Spotless - With that many repeated letters, you'll have lots of interesting logo options.

Salt Lick Cleaners - "We'll get your house so clean, you can do body shots on the maid AND the floor!"

Silicone Scrubbers - Get actual scrubbers with your company's contact info on them. Have your employees "accidentally" leave them behind in locations that imply "you naughty boy, you'd better call me to clean up the mess you're about to make". When you need a SFW explanation of your business, show the scrubbers and don't mention the employee dress code.
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Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here...
by
btcANGEL
on 22/12/2012, 05:45:08 UTC
isn't a bunch of our planets going to align and point to the center of the universe today?

Yes they were, but some GD entity forget to install the orbit buffers.


Yeah, we hired a highly skilled technician with lots of construction experience for that.

We even embedded all the necessary diagrams directly into his brain (specifically, the left frontal lobe, because they're in SVG and you have to do all sorts of perverted XML trickery to get anything logical to stick to the right side of the brain) to ensure that they could not be lost or damaged.

Then we sent him to your planet to take some preliminary measurements and never heard from him again.

I considered trying to find him and get him a scammer tag, but that sounds like work and you're all doomed anyway.  Wink
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Re: So December 21st is almost here, or already here...
by
btcANGEL
on 21/12/2012, 05:47:36 UTC
After talking with our liaison tonight and still having not received a final confirmation date, we were as tired of this as everyone else is, so we continued to push for a date and they gave us 30 days from today. That's my update. It's an update I'm not happy about at this point and it may very well be that things will wrap up sooner than that. I am hoping I was just given a date that they would be sure to be ready by so we would get off their case. When pressed for a reason why, I have been told that because this is a very dense, hand routed planet they are afraid of making a mistake and have required extra checking and sign offs which has slowed down the whole process considerably. They don't want to be on the hook financially for having to redo the whole apocalypse. It sounds reasonable to me and I have no reason to doubt this, but it doesn't make it any more palatable at the moment.

That said, after reviewing the new information coming out of the Eschaton camp and the Armageddon camp, I'm pretty convinced we won't see the end of the world on their current timelines either.

This is interesting. Tell em I said Hello!

However, they shouldn't set the date any earlier than Jan 26th as I have a party to attend for updates to and by contacts. The ladies and gentlemen should be very inclined to learn about any vibes you may be relaying to them.

This again?  Roll Eyes  Brandi, I don't care how many vibes they offered to send you, hang up on the telemarketers and stop promising that I'll sign things!

Also, it's less "afraid of making a mistake" and more "don't feel like doing boring paperwork while there's free entertainment over in Scam Accusations". In fact, if you have an interest in the world still being around next month, you may want to personally ensure that I do not run out of entertainment.  Wink

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Re: Inside kills, outside heals
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btcANGEL
on 04/12/2012, 23:30:03 UTC
Even then, why do you need anything?  All you need is in your soul.

Then your soul should be able to get you to the West Coast.  Why are you such a special snowflake that you can't get yourself from one side of the country to the other without money when young people have been getting themselves around the US, Europe, Asia and Australia without money for decades?  You could have already been to the West Coast and back by now if you actually got off your ass occasionally.

Dank, have you considered using your soul as collateral to obtain a secured loan?
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Re: ISP ethics?
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btcANGEL
on 04/12/2012, 21:34:14 UTC
They are still able to force a new IP onto your router.

Even if I set the router to static?

That just tells YOUR router to assume the IP will stay the same. If your ISP thinks you're using the new number and you router thinks it's supposed to use the old number, things will break.

If you have a cable modem (or any other almost-always-on connection), you could wait months before your current IP actually gets recycled and assigned to someone else. Which means everything will work perfectly for months, until you've completely forgotten that you did this, THEN break.  Wink
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Re: People collect the weirdest things! Help me add to my collection.
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btcANGEL
on 03/12/2012, 00:21:01 UTC
Real objects ?

Have you been dippin' into Dank's dank?  Grin

Animated avatars used on this forum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue's_Clues

Like these



She spelled "dankelion" wrong. I may have to fix that.
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Re: New Tag for false Accusations - LIAR TAG
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btcANGEL
on 30/11/2012, 14:44:41 UTC

I think that guy is a Idiot hi not like to end and now I ask a Scammer TAG him for asking ID and personal information  with not clear propose

Asking for information is not something for which the scammer tag is given around here.  The scammer tag doesn't get given out just because people are idiots or assholes.

By the way, the masculine pronoun in English is "he", not "hi".

I think gineta's argument is that asking for ID without a clear purpose is illegal under gineta's local data privacy laws.

I don't think he understands that local laws don't apply to non-local people, or that the forum mods and irc operators are not employed by his local police force.

Or that being asked for ID when you're asking for a confidence loan, and being asked for more ID when the names on the first one don't match, is hardly "without a clear purpose".

Or pronouns.
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Re: Where could someone comfortably live on $30 a day?
by
btcANGEL
on 28/11/2012, 19:47:06 UTC
Define "live on".  Are we assuming living somewhere permanently or living there temporarily (like the whole back-packing through Asia thing)?  Are we talking about people who are debt-free?  Talking about staying in hotels/hostels or renting a home?  Running a car or using other means of transport?  Including the cost of getting there or not?  What - specifically - do you intend that $30 per day covering?

You have nothing but what you are wearing and a voucher for a one way trip to anywhere on the planet.

You magically gain the equivalent of $30 USD worth of purchasing power once per day, wherever you end up.

Where do you go?

To a support group for rich1, gullible men2 who have just learned that they have six months3 to live.

If I choose what I'm wearing4 carefully, I may not even need a magic allowance.


1) If you're on a couch, he's not rich.
2) Did GLBSE ever finish compiling the list of these?
3) No dying before the next mining hardware release.
4) We can discuss what - specifically - I intend to cover AFTER you sign the marriage paperwork.
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Re: Potential Scam - Selling Rolex Oyster Perpetual Air-King
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btcANGEL
on 28/11/2012, 17:16:58 UTC
The inventory number (C40964) leads here: http://www.tic-tock.com/wingates/watch-detail/40964

If I'm reading it right, that's the listing for this particular watch, not just the same model. Maybe Wingate's can confirm the serial number (and the year and other details).
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Re: Selling Rolex Oyster Perpetual Air-King
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btcANGEL
on 28/11/2012, 07:34:17 UTC
Reasonably doubt this:



Whatever floats your boat, my friend.

Thank you .  People are likely still going to want details about the year of manufacture and stuff but at least you've proven that it was legitimately purchased.

Serial number is 9366812, which indicates 1986 as the year of manufacture.

The inventory number (C40964) leads here: http://www.tic-tock.com/wingates/watch-detail/40964
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Re: Selling Rolex Oyster Perpetual Air-King
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btcANGEL
on 27/11/2012, 06:36:58 UTC
The watch is real, friend said it was bought for over $2100 new.

Again, I don't have a camera since my phone is missing.  Will post another pic whenever I can.

I don't mind waiting for the photo.

I was only looking to spend around $40 on the watch, though, and that's including the nice box. If it's real, it deserves a better owner than me.
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Re: Selling Rolex Oyster Perpetual Air-King
by
btcANGEL
on 27/11/2012, 02:34:39 UTC
If it's fake and cheap, I could take it apart, add some dirt antiquing solution, and sell the pieces on Etsy as vintage luxury steampunk jewelry findings. (Yes, really. Ugly Handmade Gift Season has already begun.)

However, while I don't care that it's fake-as-in-Rolex, you haven't yet convinced me that it isn't fake-as-in-Photoshop. I'm not asking you for a receipt or a serial number. I'm not asking you to try to open it yourself and risk damaging it. I'm not even asking for better lighting. Just flip the watch over and take a second picture.

On the other hand, if it IS real, then no, I'm not interested in paying that kind of price for a watch that doesn't even play Angry Birds.  Wink

Unless it's the free gift for opening a new account at Dank Bank. That reminds me, you never did answer my questions about the current requirements for new accounts.